Katie Holmes' Tongue: Potential Trouble Source

Out of Tom's sight for a moment, Katie's tongue tries to make a run for it.

Macroglossia: The abnormal enlargement of the tongue. In rare cases, macroglossia occurs as an isolated finding that is present at birth (congenital). In many cases, macroglossia may occur secondary to a primary disorder that may be either congenital (e.g., Down syndrome, Beckwith-Wiedemann syndrome) or acquired (e.g., as a result of trauma, marrying Tom Cruise, Stockholm Syndrome). Symptoms associated with macroglossia may include noisy, high-pitched breathing, snoring, and referring to husbands as "amazing" and two-year-old girls as "magical." In some cases, the tongue may protrude from the mouth, as seen above.

Seriously Kate, why bother with all the expensive designer clothes and thousand dollar haircuts if you're going to keep doing the tongue between the teeth move? And speaking of teeth, why haven't you fixed them yet? I'm not advocating getting veneers that look like dentures (See below for a scare) but round, jagged, uneven teeth belong on a hillbilly not on a wannabe style icon.



Is there anything in my teeth? You sure?